Jason (jason_like_whoa) wrote in wgquotes,
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Swimming Pools...Movie Stars

Lady: I just want you to know I think you're awful. Your son Mason swam his heart out today, and all he wanted to do was share that joy with his family, but when he looked up in the bleachers for a familiar face, nothing. Not even a housekeeper. I find that appalling.

Karen: Oh, yeah? Well, I find stretch pants appalling, but I'm too much of a lady to mention it, fat ass. (edit)

....

Karen: Good lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

& it seems like someone just posted this, but...

Will: Jack, Patti LuPone is trying to get your attention..
Patti LuPone: Excuse me, would you mind if I sang?
Jack: SHUT UP PATTI LUPONE!! Shut your brassy magnificent trap! I do not wanna hear you sing. I don't wanna cut your hair, and I certainly don't wanna hear you singing while I cut your hair! Got it?! Now, I'm talking to my best friend, so back off Buenos Aires!
Patti LuPone: People either love me, or they hate me.
Will: I don't believe you just did that. You spurned a Broadway legend for me.
Jack: Well, I wanted to prove to you that I really care about you, Will.
Will: And you did.
Jack: Really?
Will: Yes. And thank you. Now come on. We've got a diva to scalp.
Jack: Thank you, Will. I just hope she's not a screamer like that prissy Rue McClanahan..
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